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Queen of Clubs

by Niko

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1.
[Niko] Vinyl Scratch! Let’s go! Do you feel that heartbeat beat to the drum, Love the dubstep till the morning comes, Day or night, doesn't matter but, Just make sure to have the best fun! Somepony's swag be wrecking the club, Only mare that's bringing the wubs, Care to share your secret to dubstep? No? Oh well, but a songs enough! Tell all of Ponyville, "Concert is only till I'm told stop the wobble that's showing skill! I can honestly promise it's not a boner kill," Pause for a moment, then yell, "MUDDAFUKKAH!!!” Take a handout, and here's a flyer, There's also a disk! I call it a sample. Buy your ticket like it's the Gala, Their so demanded, hide them when handed! Lyra at the ticket booth, 'Tavi, with the sound crew, Made sure amounts grew far off the ground too, Mounds of loot rose higher than the Town Roof! Now it's time to buy a crazy sound booth... Make it sound proof, all around surround sound, Too loud to pound right through the ground! Who would have known that we'd show up so close! Now, Concert for sound check, 'Tavi let’s GO LOUD!!! Vinyl Scratch! Let’s go! Do you feel that heartbeat beat to the drum, Love the dubstep till the morning comes, Day or night, doesn't matter but, Just make sure to have the best fun! Somepony's swag be wrecking the club, Only mare that's bringing the wubs, Care to share your secret to dubstep? No? Oh well, but a songs enough! I'll take the bass And put it on top setting, I promise you already, 'Cause I'm headed to rock by letting the bass drop heavy! Not dead, but I'm also not steady, I wobble the place down just getting a great sound ready. Play loud! Give the ponies the eight counts, Don't hate now when I go making the stage bounce! Doesn't take an ounce of brains to plainly figure out, That Vinyl Scratch is name, aim is make sound! Can you catch that, scratch that label! Can't categorize the mare that's unable To take a great track and turn the tables, Cause if I touched that, then it'd be fabled! Push back, attack, and then trample, Able to smash an apple to handfuls, Wish the whole world had tracks as ample, Crack all the atoms and your half a Vinyl! Let's go! Do you feel that heartbeat beat to the drum, Love the dubstep till the morning comes, Day or night, doesn't matter but, Just make sure to have the best fun! Somepony's swag be wrecking the club, Only mare that's bringing the wubs, Care to share your secret to dubstep? No? Oh well, but a songs enough! Do you feel that heartbeat beat to the drum, Love the dubstep till the morning comes, Day or night, doesn't matter but, Just make sure to have the best fun! Somepony's swag be wrecking the club, Only mare that's bringing the wubs, Care to share your secret to dubstep? No? Oh well, but a songs enough!
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[AwkwardMarina] Sitting here in the sunshine This place is not mine and all is not fine Like, where is all my corruption? I need destruction To make me feel okay Well, I've got no good intention The fourth dimension Is my own mansion It's all messed up, I don't care, 'Cause what fun is there In ever making sense? Did I get lost along the way? Lose my mind for a new identity? I quite enjoy ruining your day, And I just wanna cause a little entropy. You tried so hard to make a hero outta me, But there are some rules I don't obey, and I just wanna cause a little chaos and entropy! [AwkwardMarina & Niko] Entropy- [Niko] Entropy with a little bit discord. Here's the applause, my audience, isn't this yours? It doesn't bother me, calling me all of these False, novelty nombre's, but they ought to be, Don't they? Gimme a second to think, I'm checking the sink- [AwkwardMarina] What? [Niko] I do my own thing, hombre, I'll rearrange around my own way, No plans or goals to go take Over anyone's house or home, 'kay? But I'll never say I wouldn't be balling it 'round. I'll just levitate it so that it's off of the ground, I'll offer my apologies to anypony that's bothered by sounds Of my guffaw from the top of the town! "Do you really have to do this?" You ask? Well, why not? I believe it's a blast, And getting blown off by friends is a thing of the past, I've chosen a different path so I'd never consider or ask! [AwkwardMarina] Did I get lost along the way? Lose my mind for a new identity? I quite enjoy ruining your day, And I just wanna cause a little entropy. You tried so hard to make a hero outta me, But there are some rules I don't obey, and I just wanna cause a little entropy! You tried so hard to take the discord outta me But I'm not generic in that way And I just wanna cause a little entropy! Did I get lost along the way? Lose my mind for a new identity? I quite enjoy ruining your day, And I just wanna cause a little entropy. You tried so hard to make a hero outta me, But there are some rules I don't obey, and I just wanna cause a little entropy! Yeah, yeah! I'm causing all the entropy. Entropy. Yeah, entropy, entropy. You tried so hard to make a hero outta me, Guess what? I wasn't born that way. I just wanna cause a little entropy! I just wanna cause a little entropy.
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[Giggly Maria] Ooh~ I'm coming back. I'm going back. (I'm going back) I'm going back. I'm coming back. (I'm coming back) I'm coming back. It won't be long, just wait, because I said, It won't be long, just wait, because I'm coming back! [Niko] Can you remember, can you back up or rewind Whatever word you use to think back to times When listening was as simple as finding clouds and ly- Ing down, but now I find it difficult to lie. Call it insomnia. Fall like a zombie on Drugs that drop me on the floor but stop me from Falling asleep, fall in the deep, soft comfort of Not being here, but to dream of running up. But whatever. I'm awake from being awake. It finally hit me, "I won't stay for going away." So it's better to be up afloat than floating away Cause not knowing where I'll go, is fine if I know the way. And I know the way, I'm back, and on pace, yeah! Pass the baton, you could call this a race track. Hit the ground running, bounce as the bass blasts Pound to the beat- beat- beat- till you face facts. No matter how difficult it so seems, So, not saw, I'll see what I so feel. Sew my head back on: difficult seams. Though I see how hard difficult seems. Going back to the City of Dreams. Knowing that what await are pity and feels. Though in fact, I really wanna listen and hear Flow and Clav' say, "Welcome back. Isn't this wierd?" And I'll say, "Yeah, sorry to leave. But hey, I'm better late than to never appear." It's the trend of fate that a friend never leaves I'm here all year round, call me evergreen. Haha~ Evadine, Dori? Another life story. Albatross? Nah. It's Buffalo Brony! Alby, Buffy, and Dori, I'll be One to three ponies, but now I'm only- Me! [Giggly Maria] I'm going back. (I'm going back) I'm going back. I'm coming back. (I'm coming back) I'm coming back. It won't be long, just wait, because I said, It won't be long, just wait, because I'm coming back! [Niko] Build the drama, get hot like saunas. Chill, because I got a cold sweat, though I don't wanna Catch a cold, but I'm in a fever to drop bars, Back from old, you know how much cooler than rock stars! "I ain't giving up, second ain't good enough!" By the way, I'll just say that bar ain't from me, but Ha. But then that makes it true enough, If you're needing more evidence then I'll gladly give you some! Asking myself if I'm heading back at full pace, Cause I'm ripping through the spectrum like Rainbow Dash in the race Of her life, and speaking of life if you see me coming, then cover your face, I'll end up blinding if you see me running right back to my base. Back to the basics, stay, having a good time At Pegasus Races, Manehattan's the good life, Chase the fame, erase the pain, don't blame the players If you hate the game you play's stadium. Found my life; found my life's calling, City lights keep my eyes drawn in. I'll keep drawing, wait till it happens, While I write, just you wait, Manehattan! [Giggly Maria] I'm going back. (I'm going back) I'm going back. I'm coming back. (I'm coming back) I'm coming back. It won't be long, just wait, because I said, It won't be long, just wait, because I- I- I'm- [Giggly Maria] I'm going back. (I'm going back) I'm going back. [Niko] Get along with, I'm going- I'm- I'm- I'm going. [Giggly Maria] I'm coming back. (I'm coming back) I'm coming back. [Niko] Buffalo is- I'm coming, I'm coming. [Giggly Maria] It won't be long, just wait, because I said, [Niko] Because I said. [Giggly Maria] It won't be long, just wait, because- [Giggly Maria & Niko] I'm coming back!
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[Niko] Okay, okay, I know what my cutie mark is telling me, And I know that everypony else thinks I should Stick to what I'm doing cause I'm "good at it"... But I wanna draw, and ride my skateboard, And maybe make a track or two instead of just rapping. So... I dunno. I feel like... I want to do other things. I want to be- More than a mark. In the core of my heart Is where the source and the soul of my form would have start- Ed to show. My goals and accomplishments formed in a mark, But being forced to perform only one portion of art Would surely have torn me apart if not gored and depart- Ed my creativity for in the boredom of art- Ificially forcing to spark ideas isn't normally part Of enjoying the fun that goes into pouring you heart Into any ordeal, important or not. So now I'm doing a part two and showing I got, Much more than mark, having more than one trick only, I won't, nor should you, be a one trick pony. Now. Do I wanna stop at rap? And talk 'bout only that? I would think I'd want a a broader horizon, not surely trapped. I'm just a little bit curious and Gonna pass the furious rap- Ping onto Dubious Trance! [Dubious Trance] So you can string some rhymes together: let's say you're a rapper. Recite a couple lines with passion, then we'll call you an actor. But whatcha say? Do you know who you are? I worry if you say you don't, cause you'll never get far If you showcase your skill, but forsake yourself You may as well put on a mask, and pretend you're someone else. Checking the flank, see the mic and stage lights, But I'd still know who I was if it all faded to white. My Cutie Mark has never defined me, Nor have my special skills controlled who I'll be. So, if you think I'm a voice then you're delirious. I got a hungry mind too, insatiable and curious! I like books and beats, manga, and El Sword, Challenge me to a duel and drop your life point! I'm being me. So who are you? Asking bout your true self, not caring what you can do. This is my message and I hope yours too. Define your own self, and that's you're one truth. That's it for me and now I gotta go, So let me pass the mic over to my buddy Rhyme Flow~ [Rhyme Flow] Pass the baton, the path that I'm on Asks that I grab the task of writing and rapping upon tracks, And there is no better way to convey what I'm feeling. The way, is like your lifted away, above the ceiling, And I been around, I've been to various towns, I can tell you what you're talent is doesn't really amount To a lick of nothing. Only if you're passionate for something. So don't take a step toward your dreams unless you love it! [Ty Trance] Ty Trance on the mic for a second time, About to spit some hidden truth that you’ll find Behind these simple raps of mine. You see: to put it plainly, I defined myself and it makes me: me! The me that I am; the one the with the plan; The one with the spark; to spit from the heart; And rip this beat apart; defined myself as an artistic brony. Now I’m out, and I leave the rest to my bro, Flowny [Rhyme Flow] My flank blanker than a paint canvas. Couldn't wait, I had to have it faster than Pinkie making insane madness. Attaining that would be brain smackingly bad, But on that vein, I'm glad, by letting those days pass. Now. My mark's a mic and a pen, And I might be persuaded to write tonight then, And I like spitting rhymes like nopony's business. But do not forget this, that is my skill, Celestia my witness! But don't think my skills what defines me. You’ll find that my Flow & Rhyme is just a "thing" I do nicely. I like cooking and drawing and singing, And yes I do enjoy a life beyond Ponies... What's Rhyme Thinking!? *AAAHHHH* I'm sinking in a thought that you can absorb, And if you don't agree, I can show you the front door. Like the Cutie Pox, you can have more skills than Flowny, But if don't define yourself: you're just a sick little pony.
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[Gryfinz] I tried to fly my way into your clique with the pies I saved, Paving to find the way to the place that I thought was mine to take. In my mind, I could see the day everypony knows my name With no shame, igniting the flame, lighting up with a rainbow mane... But that day never came, lost in time. The fame was never mine. Mind the flame when I spit these rhymes, Cause a better batter’s stepping to the plate this time. You’ll find I've found a way around Your lies and I don’t need you now. I was lost and down, now I’m lost and found, Rainbow Dash, flying solo now. Clouds can feel the beat as I’m sweeping crowds off their feet With a literal heat, coming from my physical speed, I can literally taste it, victory is sweet, But let’s kick it up a little bit more, cause y'all don’t wanna get bored of me. Compete with a dream that’s dear to me, And like Lulzy, you’ll be obsolete, Cause I speak it, never offbeat, I spit with speed, top of the elite. Not playing anymore, I tried to make you see, I floored you with the beat, But now I’m back on my feet The least you can do, is shout it for me. (Bass) Controls the rhythm, Yo, I'm on a mission Straight for this win. I've striven To the top and I won’t rely on this decision . Egos are in the way, but I’ll show these ponies I’m here to stay Embrace this new reality of the Wonderbolts being second-rate To this pony, rainbow mane, flying so fast, you'll go insane I won’t let this pain go and restrain Me. Won't let it get in my brain. The sky is my domain, We’re talking wingpower like a hurricane, Or a plane at top speed, flowing like Watsky Showing them I can’t be contained. Who am I? The best there is. You thought the rainboom was a myth, But there is no denying this, So pucker up now, give my ass a kiss! I mean it, Spitfire! Wanna crush my desires!? Well, I wanna take a little BIC lighter And light up your ass with this cypher! You'd better wisen up... Saying I couldn't make the cut. Well, take a seat and watch me strut, shut you up like an uppercut! Here I am, get on up, Ponyville’s stud, You better believe I can hold a grudge. I'm 'bout to leave you crushed, Now it is my turn to judge. See me now, I soar the skies? Better than you, so justify Why you said I couldn't fly Well enough to get in your glorified Club for ponies seeking fame! When I spit, y'all feel my pain, I hope that you can feel my shame, I hope that it makes you go insane~ I’m lyrically infallible, Every word's invaluable. Your attempts to beat me were in vain. You will NOT forget my name! Damage dealing maximal! Over 9000 power level! You judged me so irrational Now, the Wonderbolts are laughable. Part of me says, "Show mercy!" Let you walk by, let you get off free, But I won’t back down when these ponies Are relying on me for the flying game’s freedom From you dictators Who stand at the top; call us failures, We work down, laborers. Do it for the Cutie Mark Crusaders! Blast imitators, flow past haters, Leave ‘em in the dirt like a detonator. I'm the administrator, Cause I make the rules now, legislator. Wonderbolts try to bring my doom, But I'm going out with a sonic rainboom. [Niko] Ayo. She’s that girl with a rainbow mane who’s in your face with a game so cra’, Made to create ways to be way crazy, but can change in a way that made me BOOM, BOOM, a heart of crystal pounds like a visceral piston inside. In it I’m a fan of Rainbow Dash, but I’m also here for the ride! It's finally time, Dash will blow your mind into smithereens Her potential for flying surpasses even me No competition can stop her mission to rock a fissure It’s not an issue of whether or not she chooses to issue Commands to her fleet. She commands the elite Wonderbolts. Plans to defeat the captain will be one to be told To generations below the current generation It’s a pain to be wishing’ that Rainbow Dash wasn’t so freaking BOLD. “Italicize and emphasize the length and size of rainbow skies” These are the lines to keep in mind when you’re trying to size Up the potential of a mare whose eyes are filled with fire, Like Lyra, I’m trying to find the right rhyming to describe her!
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[Koroshi-Ya] First off, you all know me, That striped lyrical assassin known as Koroshi, Repping for the combine for one night only, Committing murder in the third degree, With a pegasus known only rainbow dash, Burning all your dispositions directly into ash, Deep down we all know she's the true born leader, All your cheers are solely just to feed her, More pride, more strength, more confidence, Yet all you punk asses say it's arrogance, Well it's one thing to be just a flash in the pan, But no one can do a sonic rainboom like she can, They say that great minds think alike, So sit back, get comfortable 'cause we're about to strike, Fuck the mane six, and all who stand in line, And brace yourselves because it's Rainbow Dash time. [Replacer] How did she know we'd last Tell me how can she go so fast Did she know it would be this way Watch her go, colour every day [Rhyme Flow] Blue as the sky, flew through the sky Blue as dream, blue as cerulean diamonds. Blew by as a blur in a bright cloud. Blew up like a rainboom, quite loud. Hold tight now. Rainbow's on a flight bound For lime light. Fame is in her sights now. I wonder if she ever understood the other colts Who were jealous of her thunder with the Wonderbolts? And never undersold, overloaded dominance. You see it in her fans, give their vote of confidence. And I'm in essence just a fan too. I'm giving presence to her spirit with the lyrics that I hand you. And I demand you had plan to, Wave a pennant in the air for the mare that commands you. Rainbow Dash, fast, furious, agile Sometimes an ass and rash, but then fragile. [Niko] I'm at the ending, but this is just beginning She'll be dripping with the sweat and potential that she's been given Lipping leaders, lifting beavers and damn! She isn't willing To give in positions to anypony who isn't even The best. Nah. Does anypony come close to her? Does anypony bolster bravery to throw the dirt? No? No one will ever match the only girl Growing a legion of followers for when she owns the world! Follow the Double Sonic Rainboom It's as plain to the naked eye that she will never place 2. "Well says who?" Says an ignorant crowds colt, Just as lightning and thunder batter the cloud's bolts. It's not a race, not even a competition. Everypony already knows who will win this exhibition, But it is exhilarating when Rainbow Dash is accelerating. It's a fact of nature, and now it's time for the celebration.
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[Pinkie Rose] Let's get it started. Let's get it started. Let's get it. Get it. Yeah, we can get it started! I'm a bit late, But know that I won't back down again. No! I will fight back And I will save every one of my friends! [Niko] B-b-b-b-bring it on! Bringing it back, 2012. "It's About Time" I'm out that Tartarus Cell! Got time out for magical robbery and theft, But now I'm back, foals, and there's no stopping the threat! Ha! You've got to be dense to try to commence A-a-a battle cause then I-I-I'll fry your defense! Yes. I might lie and I'll probably offend You, Twilight, when I trade and then offer your friends, But who could've caught on to call out my conspiracy? Maybe your candy colored draconequus can enlighten me? Well then, at least we can blame it on Discord, That traitor was in for it when he gave me this form! Little did he know that I was dying to get his Magic, and that it was all just a lie for my interest! Now, for all you ponies with your prior offenses, Bow down in fear or you can die for your princess! So what is it? Have you come to a decision? Are you going to give in? Are you wiling to try? Do you really believe that you got the power within Ready to use against me in a real fight, huh? Do you dare rise up, cause I'm down to try out What I got now, compared to the last round, Years before when my weak and boring Brother interfered with me seeking more Magic essence, and had me trapped in prison. If you're gonna get in the way, then I can't forgive you, Cause I refuse to be put in that position, I had to give in, be sent away, and banished into The depths where I delved into madness, Dealt with the lack of magic, and felt the anger Now... As a pony with the power you have, well... Be ready to bring it on with all that you can then.

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Otaku artist & musician. Tries too hard to sound cool.

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