[iBringDaLULZ & Dwight G. MacGyver]
I guess that this is what we've come to.
I didn't want to,
But then they went and ponified me.

I'm addicted to this show now.
My mind's so blown now,
But I'm just glad you ponified me.

[Mystic Genesis]
Yeah, I knew I'd be the one to blame, straight away.
Hanging on to a strange fan base to change.
A new page, this group, they took the stage.
I dipped a hoof in, and they reached out to me.

More than I hoped ever to receive that May,
On a spring day, bringing Generosity.
Like an art, with the reference to Rarity,
Dear princess, I learned of solidarity.

Yeah! I wanted in, so I created a name,
Went crusading for a mark. Where to start my game?
All these greats around, would I find my place
To play my part, trying anything to fly apace.

I discovered rap, and starting out sucked!
But it was too much fun for me to give up,
And I ran with persistence and an Iron Will,
But that was all the start of the thrill!

[iBringDaLULZ & Dwight G. MacGyver]
I guess that this is what we've come to.
I didn't want to,
But then they went and ponified me.

I'm addicted to this show now.
My mind's so blown now,
But I'm just glad you ponified me.

[Niko]
I'm just a lyrical engineer in the near
Vicinity. Here to step in and clear it all up
For any who dare to call us queers or just weird,
Y'all stuck in 2010, so get caught up!

I'm gonna do this quickly, so follow me. Call on me
If you get lost, but honestly, y'all haters gonna get tossed by the
Rhymes from a zebra. Zecora's the boss of spea-
King in meter, if you don't concentrate, well then, see ya!

So you best listen well, this is just the beginning of
Flipping the thinking the fandom isn't in condition, but hell!
Every condition is checked. There's addition to spare.
Movie production is next, ain't nothing missing there!

But now it's time to admit it, that time's been kind of a dick in
The sense that people have quit and seeing goodbyes is a given.
So what am I even thinking to still be trying to kick it
To overdrive when I'm beating a dead horse!?

So why pony on, does it hold me hostage
For liking a show? Thrown in bondage?
Hell, no! People come and they go, enter and exit,
It's a sign we've grown since FiM hit!

The biggest difference is we're chiller and tolerance is
Only climbing all the time and I say,
Who cares, so what? If I may,
Do it again, to the end, ponify me!

Woo! Come on!

[iBringDaLULZ & Dwight G. MacGyver]
I guess that this is what we've come to.
I didn't want to,
But then they went and ponified me.

I'm addicted to this show now.
My mind's so blown now,
But I'm just glad you ponified me.

[Niko]
Made ponies a part of my day,

[iBringDaLULZ & Dwight G. MacGyver]
But I'm just glad you ponified me!

[Niko]
For how long, baby, I can't say,

[iBringDaLULZ & Dwight G. MacGyver]
But I'm just glad you ponified me!

[Niko]
Though for now, I'm still here to stay,

[iBringDaLULZ & Dwight G. MacGyver]
But I'm just glad you ponified me!

[Niko]
Be right back, I'ma eat some hay.

[iBringDaLULZ & Dwight G. MacGyver]
But I'm just glad you ponified me!

[iBringDaLULZ]
Be right back and eat some hay, really Seeth? Really? What kind of line is that? Oh my god, ha-